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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

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Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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rahavan 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:43

Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:59

It's okay spelling bee contestant.

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Kuni774 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:09

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:47

If 1 or 2, no big deal...If wanking...Embarrassing...If toys are involved, take pictures & share...

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:09

Haha. What a trip.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:51

well that doesn't apply to the bathroom. just all the other rooms.

BloodyMary666 24

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:53

YDI for following that rule.

traviemojo 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:59

Atleast you weren't masturbating, right?

Glidefedt 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:04

The only inside doors with locks at my apartment are the bathroom doors.

LullzKitteh 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:29

ydi for being too stupid to realize that "no locked doors in the house" does NOT include the freaking bathroom!

SammiJS121 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:36

Sounds like my dad.. -___-

eesingz48 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:30

I have the same problem so I know exactly how u feel. Fol

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