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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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rahavan 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:43

Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:59

It's okay spelling bee contestant.

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Kuni774 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:09

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:47

If 1 or 2, no big deal...If wanking...Embarrassing...If toys are involved, take pictures & share...

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:09

Haha. What a trip.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:51

well that doesn't apply to the bathroom. just all the other rooms.

BloodyMary666 24

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:53

YDI for following that rule.

traviemojo 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:59

Atleast you weren't masturbating, right?

Glidefedt 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:04

The only inside doors with locks at my apartment are the bathroom doors.

LullzKitteh 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:29

ydi for being too stupid to realize that "no locked doors in the house" does NOT include the freaking bathroom!

SammiJS121 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:36

Sounds like my dad.. -___-

eesingz48 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:30

I have the same problem so I know exactly how u feel. Fol

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