Miscellaneous: Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He... - FML

By moonchic - 17/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Flushing

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2015 4:59

Sorry for commenting so late) I completely forgot about this post and then I remembered. Anyway, thank you for all of your support, I didn't think this would get published! Yes what my father did wasn't a very smart move but I tried to convince and prove to him that he was the one that trashed my room in the first place. Eventually after an hour of dispute, he realized what he did (after me having to tell him repeatedly) and he apologized.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:53

He's not too bright, is he?

iop330 22

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

How dim of him.

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Monday 26 June 2017 6:02

not the sharpest knife in the crayon box.

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