By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
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yodas0da 12

hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

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flockz 19

if only people were as enthusiastic as you, i would be able to yell at prostitutes and they would rush to have sex with me. currently i have to get out my wallet for that to happen.

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fuckhaley 7

Hey, the ukulele is a beautiful instrument and deserves a little more respect than that!

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hatersgunnahat 0

My dad did this to me once. Now he keeps doing it because he just discovered Youtube.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I'd hate to be around when he discovers YouPorn

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perdix 29

I'll bet the sheer joy of seeing that video erased the pain you sustained from your fall. Next time you're feeling down, look for the video of NIN's "Closer" done with banjos and kazoos with tap dancers.

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ikickgingers 15

I'd vote for Johnny Cash covering NIN's 'hurt'... Meh. To each their own...

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like someone wants to **** like an animal but first you must bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve. (:

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perdix 29

The phrase "**** you like an animal" just doesn't have the same punch with the lilting banjo back-up. I like that NIN medley where "Closer" transitions into "Head like a Hole" with Tuvan Throat Singers and didgeridoos. I don't know if Trent Reznor is honored or disgusted by how others interpret his dark, industrial music, but I think it's bubbly and merry.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

As a teen, thats an emergency? Tell your dad "i'm not interested" "what kind of 'emergency'" or "do it again and you'll be limping to the emergency room".

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IThinkItsAlright 7

As a teen, that is an amazing song. Don't represent the generation badly. I would've ran 5 miles with a broken leg to hear it. Excellent song that's amazing no matter what instrument plays it. You should, in the words of Queen, "open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see."

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I do my best to stand out of what my generation is portrayed. I haven't listened to the song yet, so I don't know if it is good or bad, but i'm not judging it. By what I meant from what I posted is that you should clarify what kind of emergency are they talking about, like if they need help or something on those grounds, not for watching a video on the internet.

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gravy_jones 0

Bullshit you'd cry like a little bitch if you broke your leg

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IThinkItsAlright 7

29. Ever heard of a hypothetical situation? Yeah. Good job. 28. It seemed like you were dissing the song. Listen to the song right now! It is a good emergency.

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gravy_jones 0

It being hypothetical doesn't change the sheer absurdity of your original statement.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Clearly I wasnt dissing a song that I failed to recognized as the song I listened to when I was little(my dad listened to it). I really liked it.

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mrosew442 10

25= has reached awesomeness status 58= I think your definition of the word clearly needs to be checked out

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IThinkItsAlright 7

The situation was also heavily exaggerated, smart one.

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DaMan25 4

U shouldn't have been running down stairs and even if u were u have either really bad foot work or are clumsy as shit

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ikickgingers 15

Op: " mama I just killed a man"

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mrosew442 10

"mama! life had just begun! but now I've gone and thrown it all away!"

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nymphogurl 0

it's ukulele...it just bothers me wen ppl spell that wrong.. I mean sound it out!! u-ku-le-le it's sooo simple

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All4UandOnlyU 4

It just really bothers me " when people spell it wrong" don't be a grammar Nazi if 60% of your spelling is incorrect and lacking intelligence

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