Miscellaneous: Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down...

By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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Same thing different taste

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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By embarrassedinretail - 20/01/2010 10:01 - Australia

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:24

hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

Comments

sicnesses 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:30

Well that is pretty awsome...

funktown 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:39

Worth it.

R00ST3R 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:45

Que the headbanging scene from Wayne's World.

mrosew442 10

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:02

glad I'm not the only one who does that when that part comes in

zachrulz5 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:45

Dont complain!!! You got to hear Bohemian Rhapsody on a damn ukelele!!

clockworkrainbow 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:01

I'd risk life and limb for Queen..

YayFlameWarz 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:05

THUNDABOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

mrosew442 10

Monday 31 October 2011 3:29

GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO!!!!! MAGNIFICOOOOOOOO!!!! NONONONONONONO!!!!!!

Richspartan372 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:07

THAT IS A BIG EMERGENCY!!!

perdix 29

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:19

#31 That was kinda funny. I thought his cover of "I Won't Back Down" was really disappointing. Have you seen the cover of "Folsom Prison Blues" with bagpipes and slide whistles accompanied by a troupe of obese Morris Dancers? It's the best. It will explode a bucket of meh and give you an all-day smile.