Miscellaneous: Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML

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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:23

And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!

crazedcabbages 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:21

wow thats freaking sad :(

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gizz104 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:44

Yes, I can't reply to specific comments from my phone

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:45

I'm sorry...I'm really sorry....but the way this is worded made me laugh SO hard! Fuhohohoho....I am SO going to Hell....

tigercoon 12

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:57

Same here lol I'm a horrible person. :s

EvilDoll 7

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:11

Fuuu~ hell is a nice place it's basically a party for people like you and me with a rude sense of humor and a broken a.c. the dinners are all accompanied by lovely fiddle music though

zp5 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:46

at least you saw your dad. kind of...

Air_Force001 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:48

sad and terrible

Juneyah1017 9

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:54

Lmao! funniest thing I read! " what an ash!"

theprey 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:57

wow what a buzz kill

Master_Of_Sand 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:57

YDI for being unlovable. ******.

garrettjordan 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:31

how the hell does OP deserve this????????

ashaliciousx27x 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:01

Aww that's depressing, I'm sowwy =(

bugwub 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:06

Just don't put him in a coffee can and take him on a road trip with you. On a more serious note, sorry for your loss, OP.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:14

Damn it you beat me to it! :( I HATE YOU! Just kidding dude :) . But that movie looks funny as hell; saw the preview for it when watching Jackass 3 (not as good as the first 2).

pwincessa23 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:49

What movie???????

xshadyshadow 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:18

Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off?!... That's kinda creepy, they're mailing dead people now?? Sorry, OP.

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