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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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Snackycake 20

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:29

What a charmer

raauul_4 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:31

Looks like he won't be getting it in.

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sambudd14 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:39

Lad.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:57

Are you sure you didn't hire your "date" from an escort service?

bbedoll89 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:59

Um I defiantly wouldn't have paid anyhing

Davick 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:30

cheep ass bastard

shelikeslurpee 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:36

Hey, times are tough.

ScrewedUpMess 15

Wednesday 13 June 2012 22:57

I'm going to vote FYL, but I think you're better off without that cheapskate in your life OP!! :) x

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 23:51

Double standards in females, don't want to pay for date, but expect to get all the equality in the world, harden up princess and pay half. Having said that I usually pay for everything I don't mind paying

lilypie86 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:44

No second date for that douche x

texas_cowboi316 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:57

Only in nebraska!

greenmen 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:00

Lol! Fk him and charge him too

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