By MotherofET - 11/07/2011 04:23 - Australia

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
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kut19 6

this is just a shot in the dark, but is your daughter Lady Gaga? cause I would believe her if she was.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Make sure her 'real family' doesn't beam you up and probe your personal parts. D:

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playboyintown 4

did you check if she was growing a tail from her butt hole?

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ahache 0

We all are at some point or another. Aliens created humans.

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ilikeemsmall 4

Don't be too hard on her, it is a plausible explanation of how life started on this planet. She might be posting an FML of how her closed minded parents won't look at all the possibilities.

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lukeyg123 0

et phone home et sister say get lost, et already lost :(

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GoneClubbin 9

no it would not be ok that's crazy do U want government officials snooping around your house! ya that's what I thought me neither

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Meg17hearts 0

Hmm. Perhaps she's just saying that her parents are freaks?

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joey_rdz 0

we were genetically engineered by the reptilian race ;)

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Calyx_fml 21

That's what scientoloists believe too and there's thousands of them. Pick your reality tunnel.

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hateevryone 14

you're an alien (in katy perry voice)

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