By MotherofET - 11/07/2011 04:23 - Australia

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
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kut19 6

this is just a shot in the dark, but is your daughter Lady Gaga? cause I would believe her if she was.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Make sure her 'real family' doesn't beam you up and probe your personal parts. D:

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DocBastard 38

What's the problem here? You should completely **** with her head. Here's a recipe: 1) Dress up in ridiculous alien outfit 2) Tell her she's right and that you actually are an alien 3) Let her believe it for a while 4) Show her newborn pictures, completely destroying her theory 5) Send her to insane asylum Now you're rid of her and her bullshit. Problem solved!

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catatonicsleep 17

Has she read "Chariot of the Gods: Was God an astronaut?" Because that is all about us being descended from aliens, using examples like rock formations and such that supposedly proves we were visited by aliens before the human race existed and so our species could be descended from the aliens...

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lightwater2520 7

That book leads me to see two possibilities Possibility 1:________________________ Possibility 2: Aliens exists________________________ Local people possessed the ingenuity to build such structures They had a way to travel here__________And did They did travel here They built structures for some purpose They abandoned said structures

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MollyDollLifee 1

I have nothing to say except; "GO QLD!" and; "Long Live Legend Lockyer".

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Freddy3Username 0

I'm not a religious man but I am an intelligent man. I see where she's coming from.

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hehehahAho 0

How can you prove she's not?

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sakforduc 0

for all you ppl saying "how can you prove she's not", are you serious? That's like me saying that I was abducted by aliens that looked like Mexican midgets and they sent me back with a penis double in size. Prove me wrong! Like come on...

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Symbiont 1

OP, every living organism on Earth is likely E.T. you tard. Go back to middle school.

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DrewsFML 8

I don't remember being taught Scientology in middle school. I was taught that we evolved right here on earth from the primordial ooze, we didn't fly in on DC-10's.

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starkiller731 2

I don't think that would okay, no matter how old she is. lol

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

why the hell are there so many posts about stupid kids?

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LizzJizz 16

Lol maybe she was abducted as a child & got an anal probe o_o by someone who was simply dressed as an Extraterrestrial... O_O

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