By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109

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Yeah you don't need a freaking therapist. Just try talking it out with her. She might have also been kidding. But if you feel like she isn't, I'd at least teach her safe sex. Parents are so ignorant to think that if they don't teach them anything and just tell them "don't do it" then that will do the trick.

Lmao wow her life is going to be easy. xD

Spitfire_fml 0

1st: That's illegal in all the states, I'm pretty sure. 2nd: Ground her ass. Shit, I'm sixteen and I say ground the crazy ass teenagers.

rachelagon 0

ahh that is disgusting.. you really need to teach that kid some things, or else she is going to end up pregnant by age 15

dkx117 0

i agree with #86. thats pretty gross. i wouldnt be posting that on fmylife.com but talking to your daughter about it instead at least your daughter feels comfortable sharing that with you... i guess?

Does it seriously matter if it's legal or not? I mean, unless you want your daughter bringing up charges of rape and lying under oath, she'd likely be at fault as well if her... umm... boyfriend was near her age. Our "adult" society is phobic of sex. I graduated from public high school without EVER once being "taught" in a sex-ed class what the female reproductive organs actually ever looked like. Schools teach abstinence up the ass and FAIL horribly at teaching ANYTHING about sex, so kids turn to other, more extreme resources. It's a good thing you're daughter told you, talk to her about it reasonably... and try not to pull authoritative power trips. They don't work outside of concentration camps and military academies and end up making the thing forbidden more attractive.

I agree with #86. You really need to teach her about condoms, of else she'll get so many STD's that dudes won't even be able to penatrate her

shiaii 0

if it helps any, my sister lost had sex at 13-- and now she's 30 and happily married to the guy she lost it to =]

bigrederin 0

Parenting: Ur doin it rong. Sign #1: You're 13 year old daughter is having sex. Sign #2: She apparently thinks it's a competition. Sign #3: All you've got to say is "FML."

Keep your daughter on a tighter chain...that's ridiculous