By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond
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kayadd33
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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...
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If so then send her my way, I'll give her the 'red pill', and together we shall enter the matrix.... Well more like I'll enter her matrix.
What if she's like 5 dude?
Doubt it. Wow I thought one could joke on fml, but it's full of pmsing women and manginas
lukep135
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She must have a nice set of double D's to get that big headed
kandi_kid69
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A nice set of DD's? Dude, what if she's like 6 years old or any age under 12...? -__-"
lukep135
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That would explain why she thinks shes the chosen One with such huge premature boobs
sinking_fish
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64- so If she is OVER 12, that makes it okay?
kandi_kid69
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No. You're taking what I said out of context. I didn't mean for it to seem like it'd be okay at all.. Over or younger than 12, it's still wrong.
sped much?!??!?!?!?!?
#23 - You win epicly, my friend. Buffy was one of the best shows ever made, despite the crappy graphics in the movie/first couple seasons. Great reference. Kudos for memorizing all that. ^^
twisted_cherub
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Your daughter is an imposter. My dog is the real Chosen One.
inferiarmy
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Does she happen to hear things and see things that aren't there too?
1crabbygirl
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It's a valid question.
Your profile does say that you are a ninja.
Being the chosen one I imagine she will take a vow of poverty post haste.
My first thought was Harry Potter
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1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!