By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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xoconnie 8

LMAO this is great!!!! you have taught her well, you have taught her well indeed :)

HiddenMonkey 8

If she's the 'Chosen One' what's that make me then?

thefuckinloser 6

and do you let her believe that crap ?? you do tell her only in her own mind i hope

Simoneaux17 11

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you were to destroy the Sith, not JOIN them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!!!

can she bend spoons? did she take any unusual pills given to her by a black guy?

now wait. this could be a good thing depending on which kind of 'chosen one' she thinks she is. If she thinks she'll be able to wear weird sunglasses and download all the martial arts knowledge to her brain in seconds, i'd be worried. However, a prophecy is foretold that Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer

Mrs_Hutcherson 3