Kids: Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out... - FML

By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:04

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

Sparks808 10

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:15

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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ihatemylife10000 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:33

You shouldn't laugh...it's no joke this isn't even sarcasm she really could be the chosen one she might have a special ability

Wood2007 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:35

Ok I have to admit... That's kinda cute... Depending on the age

angelfishey 3

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:36

Is her name Ash Ketchum?

mellophone21 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:37

She will bring balance to the Force!

Cisco777kid 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:38

This just made my day lol

Mforce 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:47

Well there are a lot of links. Hero of hyrule (first 2 Hero of time (oot and mm) Hero of the skies (that ones obvious) Hero of the seas (WW PH and ST) And hero of light (LTTP) Sorry I take my Zelda seriously

mandadarling 10

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:55

Fable 2 Temple of Light FTW!

BradenLock 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:57

Oh Joyce, just listen to Buffy.

r2d2sounds 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:10

I thought anakin was the chosen one??? Obi wan will not like this

yesicafuentes 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:21

thats werid you should get her checked to see whata going on hee mind

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