By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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Driveshaft 5

Did she get a valentines card from someone that said, "I choo-choo-choose you!"?

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ElricMustang 23

Lol it's "It's time to du-du-duuu-duel!" from Yu-Gi-Oh, or "I choose you" from Pokémon.

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JMichael 25

I think you all are forgetting about Highlander. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!

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slyr573 1

Drugs are awesome. This reminds me of Rosetta Stoned by Tool

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lildude155 0

Why wood she think that

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wittygirl 8

Any person who claims to be " the chosen one" ends up shot, assisted, crucified, hanged, they're bowels removed and shown them before they died, death by cake.. I'm seriously she's made the bad mistake of claiming to be, cause now she will die.

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