By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 108
You deserved it 3 649

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kayadd33 0

She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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The chosen one of Sylvarant? Will she save us from the Desians?

Ahahaha!!! Thats what I was thinking!!! :D

55-well apparently someone took the posters, seeing as how that part of my comment disappeared out of nowhere. *sigh* mod gods what have I done?!? What have I done?!? Why must you take my posters and my dream of bat mobile roadtrips?? Whyyy? *sobs*

Pfft people these days... They still don't understand that I'm the chosen one...

sataris20 5

She's wrong. Obviously, I'm the chosen one.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SENT OUT TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM!

Well in that case I must be chosen two... Well as long as I get to keep practicing to kill people :)

Brelywi 15

68-hm, this is a problem. I can't read.