Kids: Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper...

By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Squeakyclean - 23/08/2021 08:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By jasmine - 10/06/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter is 16 hours-old and cries every time I pick her up, and refuses to be breast fed. She loves sleeping peacefully in her dad’s arms, and being bottle-fed by him. My 16 hour-old baby hates me. FML

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By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML

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By Jane - 22/12/2012 23:29 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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kiaralove53 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.

Comments

hiscrazygurl1 5

Monday 27 June 2011 1:44

spray her down with a hose outside and tell her it's this or u bathe urself daily!

aaaahhDamn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:46

I bet you don't have to worry about her boyfriends, do you?

tennischik211 11

Monday 27 June 2011 1:54

tell her if you want a guy to like you, take a shower.

ydnar 5

Monday 27 June 2011 1:57

Get out the garden hose and give that filthy little brat a scrubbing like they do down at lock up. ...I don't know from experience just from the movies.

atills 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:58

not only is your daughter 16, she's also gross :)

xrainbowshadowx 17

Monday 27 June 2011 2:05

Tie her up and hose her down...or just pour something sticky or like saucy on her, you'll see she'll be in the shower before you even mention it again.

kattyeyedkay 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:05

why is she still taking baths?? I mean to relax, sure. but to get clean she needs to be a big girl and shower. I'd drag her ass out back and spray her with the hose if she pulled that crap on me!

geeksaresexy 18

Thursday 30 June 2011 14:09

A lot of houses in the UK have one bathroom with EITHER a bath or a shower. Not many people have both. Most people who have both have a shower-over-bath arrangement and the shower tends to be shit.. hence the bath..