Kids: Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper...

By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Squeakyclean - 23/08/2021 08:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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Teenage Riot

By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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Hail Santa

By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By jasmine - 10/06/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter is 16 hours-old and cries every time I pick her up, and refuses to be breast fed. She loves sleeping peacefully in her dad’s arms, and being bottle-fed by him. My 16 hour-old baby hates me. FML

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Late bloomer

By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML

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Welcome to adulthood

By Jane - 22/12/2012 23:29 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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kiaralove53 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.

Comments

mortimour 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:37

this doesn't sound normal, maybe she needs a real talk about her problems with u OP, or better yet a shrink.

zander2413 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:40

it's ok... I still wet the bed so yeah...

MissMess 12

Monday 27 June 2011 0:40

I'm sure OP would have mentioned if her daughter was autistic. Then it would be more of a 'my daughter is autistic and hard to deal with FML' rather than a 'My daughter is a smelly, lazy cowbag FML'. My interpretation anyways!

dangerranger93 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:02

hey atleast u no she won't be gettin knocked up if she smells

j_cat187 19

Monday 27 June 2011 1:04

what went wrong most 16year girls are germaphobic

alexis40355 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:07

Well... at least you know you won't have grandchildren anytime soon...

angel42_fml 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:21

its your own fault.... you raised her...

freakaveli 4

Monday 27 June 2011 1:35

that is nasty she wont have friends for awhile stinky kitty

marcyfrances 4

Monday 27 June 2011 1:39

wow! what kind of kids are you raising, and I can't help wondering what your hygiene is like! I have three daughters all over the age of 12 that shower everyday because they know they should....

GearJamminHank 3

Monday 27 June 2011 1:44

Maybe she got to hug from good ole' Justin and caught a case of the "BIEBER FEVER".

toddlesscott 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:07

This makes NO sense.

dellama10 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:31

I think they meant it in the sense they use in the movies- when someone famous/attractive touches a girl and they say something along the lines of 'im never washing this hand (or applicable body part) again! I was thinking something like that too.