Kids: Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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By blck - 01/01/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By oh dear - 25/10/2009 09:06 - France

Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

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By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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By fire - 15/12/2009 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

Damn those virtual coals, ******* up carpets everywhere.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Saturday 26 January 2013 13:59

Well they apparently know enough to put it out, hence the scorched carpet and not burnt down house.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

Damn those virtual coals, ******* up carpets everywhere.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:13

OP better get his fireplace fixed ASAP or it could burn his house down.

S182 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:20

I am glad he wasn't a hot head about it... I would've been fired up. Hopefully she cools it down in the future.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Saturday 26 January 2013 2:22

OP better not leave his television on to the fireplace channel during Christmas time. It'll give his daughter "the perfect excuse" to light some more things on fire! "The TV was on fire and it spread!"