Why the hell do you care? You obviously have a wife and have sex with her so she doesn't care. Embrace your micro-Weiner and just go with it. Just make sure this Dylan kid and your daughter don't hook up when they are older. The sheer thought of a penis that was compared to yours ******* your daughter is not something you want.

I can't decide what's more disturbing, the fact your penis is very small or that your 7 years old daughter allready seen some penisses. FHL.

To be honest I'm not sure I buy this. A little girl might say "Yours looks like Dylans!" but at that age I seriously doubt one would even think to conciously compare the size difference and make a statement about it. She's far too young to even know the controversy surrounding size, so what could make her decide to exclaim the size relations? I'd say at the most the real story is she shouted that they looked similar, and you've twisted it to make a funnier FML. :P

Wait, she didn't say anything about your penis. Did she point to it? If she didn't maybe she was meant other thing :D

#2 both kids are 7, it sounds like they're siblings. it's entirely possible for a child that age to have gotten a glimpse of their sibling while growing up.

Point is, OP's already been laid and has kids. So its not like its affected his ability to get any, especially if his "small" penis is news to him.

I did the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" deal when I was that age, and I've turned out fine. #3's explanation seems plausible. #5 is an idiot, boy children do get erections. They may not be associated with sex yet but they do get them and it's perfectly normal.

Lets hear it for #18 the voice of reason. Yea FYL sorry dude, but sounds like you need a lock on the bathroom door.

The same size as a 7 year old schlong?!? Ouch. Major FYL

She's 7. I woudn't put too much stake in her ability to compare sizes accurately.