By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
I agree, your life sucks 117 393
You deserved it 9 296

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

Comments

An older boy pulled down his pants and showed me his dick when I was 7. He was trying to be mean and it was not a good experience. Maybe the fact that she's seen a dick IS innocent, but if the dad was surprised, it most likely isn't because they are bathing or changing together because parents would know about that. And honestly, by the time you are 7, you really shouldn't be bathing or changing with anyone. You're old enough to do that on your own. Talk to your kid for sure cuz however this sighting came about really should be prevented in the future. And please lock the door and/or teach or to knock.

Starhling 0

When I was 8, I bathed and changed with friends. No big deal, sure we're old enough we can do it alone, but we didn't have anything then, so it didn't really matter.

I'd hope they're sister and brother.

silver44 0

when i was little i walked in on my step dad in the bathroom prolly around 7ish i thought he has 3 penises till i was older.. Noone explained to me what i was looking at cuz they found it funny that I think i saw 3 of them.. So go talk to her.. befor its to late and somone else dose it the wrong way.. So no worrys dude she has no clue what shes really looking at and i doubt shes gonna be a ***** when she grows up just from seeing some penis at a young age

BatgirlZKE 5

Doesn't anyone on this site know how to lock a goddamn door?

You must take some damn cold showers, or you're hung like a Tic-Tac. Overall, big deal. Everyone's right. She doesn't what she was looking at. Lock the door next time.

This_Guy 0

You better hope your daughter doesn't go telling everyone about your tiny member. Also #35 FTW. You made me choke on my breakfast laughing. And also, no, nobody knows how to lock a door.

skatingweasel 0

I imagine high school gym class must have sucked for you.

Hey at least u found a woman to have a daughter with!

skcocdrahkcus 0

Damn... She is only 7 and has seen old penis, young penis, small boy's penis, dad's penis, erect small boy's penis, unerect older penis... to a point where she can now compare penis sizes. Jeez someone cover that childs' eyes quick!