By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Crickmasta 0

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

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EmbalmingTheatre 0

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

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Jl33_fml 0

haha .. your daughter has some "friends"

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thebirdistheword 0

little kids exagerate things get over it I think YOUR a big dick. not ur penis, just you in general. asshole

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ComputerAnalysis 0

To OP: You're clearly doing something wrong parent-wise.

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wolfman2012 0

maybe Dylan is just HUGE for his age

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mammygammy 0

#5, children have erections, they're just all NRBs (no-reason boners), they don't feel hormones but the pressure still builds in there. So, #3 is probably right from my perspective

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cheese1756 0

Don't worry, you penis shrinks in water. It's a fact.

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Jibby10 0

#65...that must be the worst preschool in the history of the world. First, what preschool has gym class? Second, why would they even have showers at a PREschool?

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hunkydory 0

you're more concerned with the fact that your daughter saw your penis and compared it to a 7 year old boys, then the fact that said boy, showed your daughter his penis?

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pgray18 0

dude chill if u have a daughter and son it means ur wife has accepted ur size.. dylan however.. has a long way to go and with great penis comes great responsibilty.... and the ability to satisfy a woman.. if i were u i'd be proud of myself for helping create the monster :P

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janise 2

Since the OP said 'my daughter and Dylan' not 'my daughter and son Dylan'....it has to be assumed Dylan isn't his son.

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f_ckkl_fe 0

wow i really dont know whats worse: your penis being the same size as a 7 year old, your daughter seeing a 7 year olds penis, or your 7 year old daughter walking in on you naked and seeing your penis. the whole things effed up.

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