By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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kingdomhearts3 0

Obviously a parenting fail...but I still find this funny...Beating the shit out of another child with a children's book, and getting expelled from kindergarten?? Quite frankly I think this was worth it just for the badass story that your daughter will be able to tell for the rest of her life...But seriously, parenting fail..

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Bludmagnus 13

Wow... really... that is... with a Dr. Seuss..... wow.

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Winchesterlover 0

Schools suck these days. When I was 3rd grade, I punched a boy for telling my best friend that she was a midget. He fell backwards into the fence holding his nose. I never got in trouble =) But I was the school bully back in my days, lmao. Then another time these boys were making fun of my otistic friend in 2nd grade, I squirted my milk on them and threw my fritos at them. I got sent to the Principles, but they never got in trouble.

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Winchesterlover 0

(Yes I am aware I probably spelt otistic wrong.)

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n_epic_fail 14

sounds like a bad ass xD

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Bobzombie_fml 0

My bro got intruble for biting pple till the y bleed so

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Bobzombie_fml 0

I hope she found it worth it if hes not dead or bleeding or broken boned its all good

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babymickeycakes 0

B is for BEATINGS !

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sarawwh 0

in kindergarten I hot a book in the face with a book too. 11 years later we're dating. she probably just had a crush ;)

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