By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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pointcube 0

it's not here nor there, it's on her head and in her hair ; the pages flew left and right as the small child screamed with fright; yes she's small, sometimes fair, a cute young girl with golden hair, yet when she fights, her teeth she shows until the teacher's whistle blows.

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whatthedeuce27 2

how about some green eggs and damn you got knocked the **** out!

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boner815 0

well go make him a burger!!

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nana2255 0

Sounds like me when i was 4 she's a beast!!

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Angel_VII 0

lmao at #28 I was thinking the same thing :P I wonder what the other kid did to piss off your kid so bad? Maybe she was trying to steal her Dr. Seuss book from her? If so at least it's a mixed blessing- You're kid is violent, but passionate about books? :D

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aliceinannaland 0

your kid is a Boss.! &stop blaming it on the parenting. kindergartners are amongst the most violent of children, because everything from cookies to crayons to Green Eggs and Ham are very important to small children. and they will defend whatever it is that they "love"

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