By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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Juggboi42 2

so according to her logic she is 20 right now.

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TruelilBunny 7

Late 2000s? She could Be At Least 4-6, Maybe 7. Calm Down

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ShadowStarEXE 35

He said 'late 2000'. OP's kid was 12 or 13 when that was posted.

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ArtsysFace 14

I have to say that when I was younger I used to think the same thing

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grapefruit_hd 7

Today your child can't be born in the 2000

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chuksnwali 34

late 2000s means she is not 10 yet. calm the **** down.

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rocker_chick23 27

She was born late in the year 2000. That makes her 14. Read the FML more carefully.

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Violord 13

Sometimes I hate my generation

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Daevahd 6

These are the people that are going to destroy this country.

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