By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 15:19 - United States - Decatur

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

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soccerstar1996 18

What if OP's daughter created a time machine and plans on traveling to the year 3000 when she turns 30? And she can bring all of their technology and solutions to our time and creates a paradox where our past is more advanced than their future and therefore creates a cycle where the future's ultra advanced technology comes to our time and makes the future even more advanced? BOOM MINDFUCK

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ladybuglet 22

Explain it to her. One of my friends thought I was born in the 1800s because she was born in 1990.

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kaduzy 12

. . . and you're from Arkansas. Big surprise!

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triplecccs 6

I'm sure you're a fine mother. Perhaps you should switch her school though?

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Fedezzer 20

Why do parents only get concerned for their child's intelligence when it's already too late?

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

And to think our future is in their generations hands

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msmclovin 4

I did the same thing when I was that age. Oh well lol

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ItsSoEzPz 0

Don't worry, she is just an idiot.. Not really your fault!

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Solitarydude 13

I have but one question, what do they teach your kids in school they go to?

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