By ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- - 04/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
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theoldman 22

Does your neighbor have super hearing? Or do you scream when you sneeze? I'm trying to figure out how a neighbor can hear you sneeze and cough. It sounds like the walls are incredibly thin and would make some situations uncomfortable if you can hear one another that easily.

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KaidensCrow 18

it sounds like I yell "aaahhh SH*T!!" when I sneeze lol

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ChaiseT 16

Do you not have sound proof walls or something?

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KaidensCrow 18

a pillow would only have been ok if he had acted like a rational adult and said something to op instead of calling the police.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I'm convinced some people wake up every day and their first thought is "Hmm, how can I be a total asshole today?" Get well soon, OP.

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wordygirl 11

Bake some cookies and sneeze 10 times on them. Wrap them on plastic wrap and take them to your neighbor. Tell him your mom just baked them and brought them over. Tell him you felt guilty for making so much noise and wanted to make things up to him. Main thing is act SINCERE!!

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wordygirl 11

Bake some cookies and sneeze 10 times on them. Wrap them on plastic wrap and take them to your neighbor. Tell him your mom just baked them and brought them over. Tell him you felt guilty for making so much noise and wanted to make things up to him. Main thing is act SINCERE!!

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