Health: Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint... - FML

By ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- - 04/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML

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By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00

Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML

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Neighbours at war

By Pl. - 07/02/2024 02:30 - India - Mumbai

Today, a man next door has been coughing constantly for past 3 months and I can hear him despite closing my windows. During the day there's construction noise and at night this asshole. I asked him many times to close his windows but he won't. Now I play coughing on a speaker at the same time he starts, just to piss him off. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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By IcyWindows - 01/04/2014 02:03 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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A-hole

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 19:11 - United States - Salida

Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML

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thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

well thats snot nice

KaidensCrow 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:28

start sneezing into a megaphone

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bnbhimp 10

Saturday 5 September 2015 2:03

Make all the noise you are legally allowed to make.

Soverain 15

Saturday 5 September 2015 3:09

Instead of bitching about it. How about he makes you a nice bowl of hot soup to make your cold go away. Sneezing problem solved.

KaidensCrow 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 3:37

or if it bothers him that much, he could buy some medicine.... but attempting legal action seems more appropriate apparently... and that my friends is why I'm a felon. because people want to jump to legal action and my county loves the money they make no matter the innocence of people involved.

callabos921 14

Saturday 5 September 2015 5:22

Your passive aggressive attitude says so much.

KaidensCrow 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 6:17

who's passive aggressive attitude?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 5 September 2015 5:48

And then the cops come for no reason...unless you are in an apartment with walls "made or tissue paper"...

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 5 September 2015 6:35

What the ****?

Lorrali 16

Saturday 5 September 2015 6:42

Sneeze on him

megalggggg 19

Saturday 5 September 2015 8:56

complain about him

Jones87 11

Saturday 5 September 2015 10:05

You poor bastard

TomeDr 24

Saturday 5 September 2015 15:02

As a fellow loud-sneezer with seasonal allergies, I feel your pain!

GeorgiaBea 28

Sunday 6 September 2015 0:38

Lucky for you if the cops actually show up- they are more likely to yell at your neighbor for filing a false report than you for a noise complaint...

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