By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 512
You deserved it 7 734

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.

rocker_chick23 27

The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.

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sandi315 0

this was so funny I was not expecting the ending lol

ambrz 0

man boobies r fun to squeeze ;)

a_girl_i_know 0

lol. if you are quoting robot chicken, i love that episode

ElectricGhost_fml 5

ahahahahahaha this is ssooooo funny hahahahahahahahahaha

ohthebloodygore 16

ahahahahahahahaha, soooooooooooooo; you're an IDIOT.

I didn't realize until after the third time I read this that your a man not a WOman ahaha I was thinking like wait .. what's wrong with a 20 year old woman having abnormally large breasts ?! Anyways , fyl OP , hit the gym instead of the burgers.

FFML_314 11

How did it take you 3 times? Did you stop in the middle of the FML?

ohthebloodygore 16

58, LOL. You're an idiot. Seriously, IDIOT. :]

61- Holy crap, chill on the bashing. Yes, saying three words is a waste of a comment, but this one was an honest mistake. No one is perfect so stop being a bitch.

ohthebloodygore 16

71, you're an idiot too. How is this an honest mistake? The FML clearly says he's a 20 year old man. Unless the person stopped reading the post halfway it is not an honest mistake.

Eh, everyone brainfarts now and then, especially if your brain is expecting something other than what you've read. At least legg kept rereading till it made sense. I'm embarrassed to say that it took me months to realize Spastastic's name wasn't Spastic. I even PM'ed whoever Spastic is a few times and wondered why she wasn't responding. Oof. >.<

74- I'm not an idiot, actually I'm one of the smartest people in my class. You are a cold hearted b*tch. I suggest that you yourself should get off fml, and JUST GO F*CK YOURSELF.

what if your in the retarded class? that's no big award there buddy

That's funny coming from someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". And for the record, thebloodygore is a self-described bitch, so the previous comment is entirely accurate.

FFML_314 11

Ahahaha, what did you try to PM me about, Jane? Now I'm curious...

Be happy you don't need a woman to play with some big boobs.