Health: Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 14:01

Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2016 14:10 - Serbia - Pancevo

Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 6 September 2010 9:10

It's okay. Some girl was dreaming about having a penis a while ago.

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 19 August 2014 19:05

The OP could have gynecomastia which is the growth of abnormally large breasts in males. It is due to the excess growth of breast tissue, not excess fat tissue. My friend had it when he was younger due to anabolic steroid abuse and had to get them reduced.

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XxGingerBbyxX 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:54

that's kinda strange

GooseHawk 0

Monday 6 September 2010 21:29

FYL for having moobs, sorry OP.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 6 September 2010 22:23

lmao

samanthasantini 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:00

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD MOOBS!

NickK49 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:26

I just came in my pants

CaptainLo 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:26

I hope you're obese so them Cs can disappear but if you're not your breasts are fatty tumors that may need to be lipoed. Good luck.

hifatpeople 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:26

just say uve been working on ur pecks

FutureSoldier18 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 6:40

haha Seinfeld

heygirlhey7 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:37

moobs <3!!! ahahahahahahha

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:59

either you have gynecomastia, or you need to diet. |the kid|

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