Animals: Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my...

By The Corner Of Death - 12/08/2013 08:17 - United States - Spring

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML

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furbyface711 9

Monday 12 August 2013 13:21

Dogs go someplace comfortable when they know they are dying. The corner made them all happy.

Despereaux 15

Monday 12 August 2013 13:21

Call an exorcist.

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Wind_of_change 0

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:02

Maybe you should look into that. Mold maybe?

ameyer13 8

Wednesday 14 August 2013 2:33

Pets die all the time. I'm sorry for your loss OP. if its of old age then let it be but if they are still young might want to look into it. But other than that there's nothing you can do. I'm sorry for your loss

deputyunderpants 8

Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:43

This reminds me of that place called the Devil's Tramping Ground in North Carolina.

lelebabii45 0

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:09

Wow

lelebabii45 0

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:16

Awww im so sorry!

thundergodx 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 1:15

Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork ALIENS

LadyTiz 8

Thursday 15 August 2013 5:24

Get a cat and see where that dies

RamiUSMC 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 23:05

Fence off that corner!

PhishloverA 14

Friday 16 August 2013 8:50

Go sit in it. JUST KIDDING. Sorry for your loss

spookycat32 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:58

At least it wasn't your grandmother.

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