By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

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gc327072 30

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

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blackbeltpsycho 16

My dog dragged his butt across our carpet, leaving a very noticeable shit streak. We have new carpet now, so no worries.

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mario2012 18

Wow. Not one "shitty situation" joke yet. I'm impressed and happy.

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klovemachine 24

Sounds like a... (internet disconnected)

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Wizardo 33

Now of you live near a race track you may be able to explain the skid marks, otherwise I'm at a loss.

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cookie1207 19

My dog does that ob the white carpet....

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SWC_Penguin 17

Sometimes I feel like FML is just one big secret weapon made by an undercover society that wants to discourage dog-ownership at all costs.

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ShyAnn29 14

That's quite the disturbing image, kind of funny too though!

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olpally 32

Yep, I have two pugs who do the same thing, as it was said in the comments above, they are rubbing out anal glands or whatever it is. ******* nasty as hell.

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alycion 38

Hang toilet paper at your dog's ass level. Get video of him wiping his ass on the walls for future laughs. Then take him to the vets. As someone earlier mentioned, there is usually a reason why they scoot. I had a dog who would do the same to my floor whenever he needed his anal glands expressed. A good groomer will do that each time, but the vet can too. I found two grooming sessions a year solved the problem for me.

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