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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

You can probably sell it at some art museum as abstract paintings. ... Profit!

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gc327072 30

Coat the walls in menthol. That'll teach 'er!

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jrock9093 18

That is nasty you need to bring your pup to obedience school but it is funny lol

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happyfingers 15

I feel for you. I have four dogs and they definitely like to push the boundaries sometimes. Hopefully you can stop your dog soon. Cuz my dogs have woken me up to the around of them vomiting or having diarrhea in my bed or I'll wake up from sticking my leg or foot in it and even I still think that's gross. -___-

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graceinsheepwear 33

I don't understand how vomiting and diarrhea are considered pushing boundaries. Those are unintended and just as surprising to the dog as to the owner.

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jsgervais84_fml 12

take her to the vet for an exam is this happens frequently. Dogs only wipe their butt if something itches, like parasites.

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shy_and_bubbly 6

Well I guess shit happens?

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repKyle95 24

Someone I know has the same problem with his spitting cobra, who "paints" his crap all over his cage. Count yourself lucky that your dog isn't venomous! :p

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jman26 11

This is why some dogs belong outside..

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taziiscool 5

Aw, shit. Sorry you had to have so much crap unloaded on you. But I guess since it's your dog it's your 'doody' to clean it off the walls.

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tehdarkness 21

Love the username!

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liammcgurl 8

I didn't sign up yet so I thought something involving poo would be appropriate

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