Animals: Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him...

By honeybunny90 - 28/12/2013 08:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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Love is love

By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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Who's a good boy?

By Hey buddy - 10/11/2022 10:00

Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML

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By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

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It's Caturday, respect our feline leaders

By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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alex_the_tiger 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:55

That's awesome

Tayleena97 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:57

That's shockingly adorable ^-^

Comments

TheLonelyZerg 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:25

That's awesome OP!

koztm 12

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:30

That is hilarious!

PierceTheAngie 4

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:33

That's adorkable! Still kinda sucks if it's a decent shock and it's constant, but still super adorable!

InjrU 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:49

That's awesome!

Sapphire876 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:57

Throw your sheets in the dryer for a little, with a dryer sheet or two. It will help get rid of the static.

outoftown 26

Sunday 29 December 2013 0:43

Shhhh! Who's side are you on?!

CrazyMelvin 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 21:36

This is an FML because.......???

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 28 December 2013 21:42

that's funny as shit though

KingreX32 21

Saturday 28 December 2013 21:59

Man's best friend indeed. Shockidy shockidy shock shock.

SexyButtPlug 10

Saturday 28 December 2013 22:01

Best dog ever!

rebel_mystic 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 22:25

sounds like u have a really smart dog!

chrisstachon 30

Sunday 29 December 2013 16:14

cleaver and smart are on the opposite sides of the tree

rebel_mystic 11

Monday 30 December 2013 7:28

he is smart cause he knows rolling on the bed cause him to shock people

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