By honeybunny90 - 28/12/2013 08:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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summernicole17 6

That's adorable.

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Dman131 10

That is one smart dog.

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FalconWhitaker 20

Just goes to show how smart animals can be! Sucks for you though...

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Grimnirwher9 21

I don't believe you. The static on your dog would be gone as soon as he touches the ground. Also, why am I apparently the first one to realise this?

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shiney100893 15

Not if he was walking on carpet. It would only build up the static :)

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honeybunny90 9

He was on the bed and never got off the bed therefore he never lost the charge

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Grimnirwher9 21

#96 - If the static is so trong that it actually shocks you, you need more than a carpet for insulation. I know this from experience. In fact, when I was under so much static, I had to sit in a special chair with extra insulated feet, which was sitting on a slab of polymethyl methacrylate, and I had to make sure that my shoes didn't even touch the poly (even though they had thich rubber soles) - because that's what it takes to insulate that amount of static. #100 - You're the OP. Explain to me how he was running to you without leaving the bed? Seems like you could've gotten away easily. I find your story hard to believe.

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