By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML
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You deserved it 2 299
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djdeadly 14

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

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Matttis 7

And here I thought only cats are plotting to kill their humans...

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Zebediabolical 39

F your dogs life. It thinks it's so bad that suicide is the only answer.

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AussieGirl2014 18

They do say dogs are a good judge of character...

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dankmemes710 13

stop holding back the beggin' strips than, ass

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Calingaladha 21

I think it's time to train your dog to walk properly on a leash. Or avoid areas with buses. Maybe both.

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interesting33 36

Could be it was trying to chase the bus :/

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ThatLastKid 21

Are you the same person that accidentally kicked their dog?

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Mike_Oxhard 14

Everyone is clicking "Your life sucks", but has anyone stopped to think that this guy might be an asshole and the dog is trying to get rid of him on purpose? I always trust a dog when it doesn't like someone.

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TheNewGuy03 28

You must get a lot of exercise jumping to conclusions

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brenton490 19

Dog: We must die together best friend it's what they want. OP: It's what who wants? Dog: THE CATS!!

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sboghani 9

Day 27194: Human is still strong enough to resist my plans. The pills will begin to wear away at the human and in a short time I shall be master of this household.

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