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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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MURIKKA 11

"******* son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

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angryyute 4

You too broke to buy another broom?? C'mon man

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

"Kill it, Kill it with fire!"

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delightfultwist 5

keep the shit out of reach of the dog dumbass

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debins33 1

"Old yeller, come around back."

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dabeast15 7

Dog: "DAMMIT! There's she ******* goes again! I show her sorry ass!"

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

How could you be so irresponsible? Either take the garbage out of the house or place it under the sink/ cabinet. You should always put your cleaning supplies in a small closet or storage area. I'm sure you didn't think your dog would cause such a scene but I think you deserved it. Learn how to store your items properly before your dog gets his jaws on something deadly

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Once my fatass dog ate a whole damn chicken carcass.

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Kade20 4

That happened to me today too! Lol besides the broom. Coffee grounds, puke and garbage. Your not alone :) haha

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