By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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MURIKKA 11

"******* son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

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melij99 5

I had to put my trash can under the sink inside the cabinet. Dogs love trash! Nasty little *******.

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princessAj1 6

That's a smart dog , now u don't have to take the trash out or sweep the floor.

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gc327072 30

Yes, OP should definitely just leave the puke on the floor. genius.jpg

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DocBastard 38

This is EXACTLY why I've always preferred cats. They don't overturn anything and they don't root around in garbage. All they do is run on you, piss on the carpet, eat their own shit... **** this. I'm getting a rabbit.

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RussianFox 13

I can already see the cat vs dog argument coming.

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Enslaved 36

I had a rabbit when I was younger. Every time I pet her, she would poop rabbit pellets! I was never-ending! :P

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UncleMuscles 5

Imma get a falcon.

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blackcherries 5

They're just as bad as one another I find! Christmas is a ******* nightmare at mine the dog as usual gets out the rubbish, the cats start playing with it and decide to not only destroy the christmas tree but decorate it in junk then they all pee on it...

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perdix 29

#21, Just don't get a falcon AND a rabbit. It won't end well.

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awkward_gothlady 32

They don't go through the garbage? Someone forgot to tell either of my cats that...

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NeonPopRocks 14

Doc, cats do bad things too. A couple days ago, one of my cats decided to shred the leather couches in my living room, and then shred up all the toilet paper in the house.

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bReLiNg 18

Is your dog a Jack Russell? I have two. IT NEVER ENDS!! Because of the random dead animals they bring inside and hide in my bed or the havoc they bring I've developed some early grey hairs...

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olpally 32

Is your dog Brian griffin?

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Trisha_aus 15

Nah it's Marley from Marley and Me

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olpally 32

Sad :( that means she dies!! Noooo!!! :(

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astralvagan 20

How the hell does a dog eat the broom? Be really worried if your dog eats the dustpan next

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awkward_gothlady 32

Glad to know I wasn't the only one to wonder that. At least his parasites will be able to keep a clean house now...

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Quest_ 13

...How do the logistics of a dog consuming a broom work?

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A7XCamaro 19

With a dog the logistics often don't mean very much.

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erinchick1 7

Time for doggie to go bye bye the way of old Yellar

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slickchrome 11

Did u forget to feed her?

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