By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
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chillyCholo 5

Because dogs eat carrots so often..

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#20 - Me, too! I love the movie c:

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I_lost_the_game 25

30- if anything, it should be Marley and I, but since the majority know its a movie, no correction needed.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

76- Uh, no, I'm pretty sure even if it wasn't a movie, it would still be "Marley and Me." (I think it's because "I and Marley" wouldn't make sense, but "Me and Marley" does so it couldn't be "Marley and I). If I'm wrong, I apologize.

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jessica051085 5

you're correct, it would still be Marley and me or Marley and you.

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SammyS2012 21

It's not always I; if the sentence can stand only with me, then it's: (person's name) and me. Like: Can you help Jennifer and me?

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Who give a shit about how the movie is Spelt. It is one of the best made. Haha and the only reason I looked at these comments was to see if it reminded anyone else of that movie.

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Shayners5565 3

Yeah, I only clicked this to find someone comment this ;)

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KVKdragon 26

It'd be a lot easier for you if you had a metal detector. Then you'd be able to tell which pile has the ring. Unless your dog has an acute taste for metal 0.0

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I swear, I better not see one of those "shitty situation" puns.

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Sawarski 13

Just look up at #2 they....somewhat have used the unoriginal meme. I don't know what's worse the fact that they used the meme or that they messed it up.

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CherryLipBalm 1

Oh my goodness, sawarski, I just read your description and I have to say I am scared...

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s0ulslack 20

haha rather then play with poop, scoop it up and throw it into a small container with water and do the ol shake n bake method. GL

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WaSiSimiLang 8

This is one of the better advices I've seen so far! Keep up the good work

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shrdlu 28

Or maybe try using a garden hose to "blast away" at it.

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jackdup6 3

If you take some hydrogen peroxide and mix it with water in a bottle, you can squeeze it down their mouth and they will throw up almost immediately. And dont worry people, the dog wont get hurt but nobody seems to know this trick. Ive saved two of my dogs by using this method. One ate rat poison, and the other ate some rubber gloves

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dead_insects 18

I've never heard of that, but will definitely have to remember it!

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shrdlu 28

Also a useful tip for bulemics.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

What a defecative conflict you are rather in...

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acetheone 8

good luck with that op, hope you find the ring.

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teyyoshi 19

i am using a blackberry FML app where i cant see any reply notifications, what a pity!

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