Animals: Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his...

By iet_Wyrda - 04/10/2013 23:00 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

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You deserved it 5 715

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By cherokeems - 20/10/2015 18:28 - United States - Harriman

Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML

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Bad boy

By Nebraskawreck - 22/11/2018 13:30

Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML

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You deserved it 405

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 9 332

By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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You deserved it 725

Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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You deserved it 139

An Expensive Snack

By Chihuahuanope - 08/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML

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You deserved it 774

By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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You deserved it 1 251

MistySky 17

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

Your dog saw it coming :o

Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:33

Maybe your dog has decided to follow his dream of becoming a book critic.

Comments

victoriaescobar 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:45

He's onto you.. And he's not having it.

Hussain000 3

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:54

clearly you haven't read it

MidnightMadness 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:14

isn't it ironic, don't you think...

mbuck87 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:06

A little too ironic

Cynt3r 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:24

My dragon did the same to my dvd

katydid91 31

Saturday 5 October 2013 12:16

I'm more of cat expert but I'm pretty sure your dog is on to you!

jw90 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:28

Guess your dog didn't get the memo.

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:47

Irony at it's finest!

Saddyohh 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:51

Overly dogly dog.

kthsdm 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:54

He's smarter than you think! Je can read

mcm_3 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 14:30

There won't be a next time since the book is already trash.....

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, my brother-in-law introduced my son to Andrew Tate videos. FML

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