Miscellaneous: Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I...

By WOW - 13/07/2013 20:40 - Kenya

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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You deserved it 14 616

By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 11 091

By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 28 901

By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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You deserved it 28 175

By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 56 568

By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 30 953

By it's called an accelerator, grandma, get your ass in gear - 06/03/2016 19:59 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML

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You deserved it 3 145

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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You deserved it 60 011

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

Nordrag 26

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:26

I feel that there's gotta be a way to fight that. That's total bullshit.

MakeTodayADTR 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:27

That's just cold...

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brainymes 30

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:04

The air conditioning would've turned off after turning off the car anyway! This guy/girl is just a complete douchebag! Sorry OP.

mct_1087 27

Friday 10 October 2014 23:26

He lives in Kenya; it may be different there.

JhovannyA 7

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:05

You shouldn't be failed for that. Talk to the person in charge. Sorry OP

jadevv 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:05

I park my fist in his/her face.

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:06

Not sure how much different driving is in Kenya but there's no way that can be a legitimate reason for someone not to be fit to drive.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:10

He wanted you to be hot for teacher.

AngrySailor 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:28

OP should just reach down, between his legs. Ease the seat back....

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 5:37

Did this take place in Kenya or Panama?

AngrySailor 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 6:38

It doesn't really matter so long as OP kept it under 55.

Saffy89 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:11

I guess he/she's attitude towards you was a bit cold..

erin37 27

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:39

I think that's worthy of protest

MistsMoon 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:44

Wait what?

igot2sayfmday 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:46

that stinks! u should talk to someone about that. like a manager

ThePaul007 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:08

That's so unfair.

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Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

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Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

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