Animals: Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red... - FML

By Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

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Blaisey 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 15:44

Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!

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androtech 12

Monday 21 April 2014 21:53

Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?

disturbed678 10

Monday 21 April 2014 21:54

You should hit her over the head with a pan.

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browneyedshortie 4

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:16

Oh hell no, I would have lost it, let the roommate ruin her own life I don't care but hurting an innocent animal in the process is absurd. There would be criminal charges.

mybubbles2000 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:32

I have to agree there!

cathrope 10

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:24

Please call the cops, or your just as guilty as your roommate.

iluvFMLs15 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:25

I would've hurt her ………… badly. just saying lol. she probably would've needed to go to the hospital. :/ poor kitten

Tapia23 4

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:39

Did your cat die or live???

Garrettcook 8

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:10

That's a ******* animal. You need a roommate. Drugs are one horrible thing but animal abuse, that's horrible!

owencgray 10

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:11

Now is when you build all cats in the world miniature functional Dalek suits. That should teach your roommate to **** with kittens.

zoyatiger 8

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:14

I'm so sorry poor kitty

usaidwhat82 21

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:14

Is your cat OK?

katina1236 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:22

If someone did that to one of my pets and they're ok today they should count themselves lucky their not dead

andiesaur 18

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:26

Time for a new roommate?

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