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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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You deserved it 3 768

By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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You deserved it 2 532

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 777

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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insects4u 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

CookieLovesYou 1

Friday 8 July 2011 11:44

Nice father.

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daxter136 0

Friday 8 July 2011 14:54

stick your light saber in me yoda oh yea that's the spot harder faster deeper ohhhh

zombiebud 5

Friday 8 July 2011 15:00

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

TheOtherMakona 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:11

Shoulda taught the guy...

newjerseyguy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:15

awesome lol

SavannahStar1010 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:16

This sounds really fake... but funny

BirdIzDuhWord 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:24

I would just laugh. Cool dad.

batfan5683 6

Friday 8 July 2011 15:26

that's actually kinda awesome.

kduubb 7

Friday 8 July 2011 15:28

your dads fukin hilarious !(:

conversechick98 2

Friday 8 July 2011 15:31

now that's quality parenting!

womblebat 2

Friday 8 July 2011 15:35

that's awesome! You're lucky to have a father like that.

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