By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 074
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devildog562 33

Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.

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Welshite 39

"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."

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ZombieSazza 34

I'm sorry OP, that's harsh. Try not to take her words to heart to much, you can achieve so much without an ungrateful parent!

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wvcheesehead 13

Tell her that if your father had gotten to know her first, you are certain you would not have been... and then tell her to eat a bag of shit.

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jordanashley211 20

What the ****, that's so messed up.

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gobiteme2 34

Probably drunk on the night OP was conceived. Hopefully you’re father is still in your life for a good role model

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SoullessSolace 12

It's a birthday tradition for me to thank my mom for believing dad when he said he'd pull out 9 months and XX years ago.

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Monstervenom 8

Sorry mom. THAT YOURE AN ALCOHOLIC, SELFISH, AND SLUTISH BITCH

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BitterSavage 20

The worst part is that OP will most likely always remember this, but by tomorrow OP's mother probably won't even remember it happening.

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idontknow8 8

someone with experience. like me. at least someone understands unlike everyone else commenting about how shitty ops mom is. you understand the struggle and pain.

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