Miscellaneous: Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 074

You deserved it 3 011

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 442

You deserved it 4 151

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 158

You deserved it 1 320

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 741

You deserved it 138

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 738

You deserved it 4 507

By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 934

You deserved it 2 804

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 432

You deserved it 3 272

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 162

You deserved it 4 761

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 685

You deserved it 122

By wtf mom - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 752

You deserved it 3 536

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 877

You deserved it 2 999

devildog562 33

Monday 9 February 2015 0:19

Tell her to apologize for being a useless ungrateful mother.

Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 0:18

"Yeah, I am sorry. Sorry that I had to be born to a selfish mother."

Comments

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 9 February 2015 0:55

Tell her to ask your dad to apologise for not pulling out! She owes you the apology for not using birth control; if she really didn't want a baby. YOU ARE NOT A MISTAKE OP. We all serve a purpose. Bless you.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Monday 9 February 2015 1:11

"I'm sorry that grandma didn't swallow you" Too much?

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 9 February 2015 2:34

Great comeback!! How could me those never change me to me when I need them?

sunnyray812 42

Monday 9 February 2015 4:36

#21 Please translate.

SoullessSolace 12

Monday 9 February 2015 5:23

Now that's some funny shit right there!

MrSassypants 33

Monday 9 February 2015 5:59

#30 I think they meant "how come those never come to me when I need them?". I'm not entirely certain however.

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 9 February 2015 1:13

Wow your mom is evil! Maybe she should apologize for being a bitch.

idontknow8 8

Monday 9 February 2015 7:25

she not evil dumb ass. shes drunk. learn the ******* difference.

Elesai 19

Monday 9 February 2015 8:48

Drunkenness doesn't excuse abuse.

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 9 February 2015 11:54

Exactly, 51. Often times drunkenness brings out someone's true colors.

nightbirdblue 27

Monday 9 February 2015 1:25

I know how that feels OP. I've also gotten that along with a drunken lecture about how I'm a terrible children, and that is why I think she is a terrible mom.