Drunk, Parents, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal...

By Krit - 10/02/2010 15:10 - United States

Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By lifesux - 05/02/2011 21:28 - South Africa

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

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You deserved it 3 976

Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

Stooooop!

By AgentFreshers - 07/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 288

Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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JohnE3 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:51

But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her

BadPinkKitty07 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:11

she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake

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thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:01

my aunt once screamed at the wendys drive thru person because she wanted a big mac. but this ranks #2 in fastfood restaurant embaracement tho :)

CronosDage 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 13:37

Krystal Burger? WTF?

MangeMoi_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:05

"Welcome to King Burger, where you can have it your way, but DONT get crazy.." *Rolls neck and points finger for ghetto emphasis*

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:30

Gurrrl, I will CUT you

lem0n_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:00

SAHCURRITY. SUH. CURRITY. He tried to FIGHT me.

iamelrebel 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:33

your mom is a badass

angry_wildebeast 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:34

what a dumb redneck! what is a better exaple than this? some fatass bitching in Krystal hahahaha

mpclaw 3

Friday 12 February 2010 7:59

your mom eats too many burgers. I'll bet her but is huge!

owyngoertz_xo 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:01

krystal is a douchebag

sohdope 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:22

your mom is the shit

mylifepwnz 0

Monday 20 June 2011 2:21

well she wad drunk so..,

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 14:14

wtf is krystal burger? sounds nasty like eating a hookers beef curtain

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Same thing different taste

Barred for life

Stooooop!

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