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By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
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KatieKupcake4195 9

This reminds me of the scene from The Little Rascals when Alfalfa accidentally drinks the soapy water. Then farts and a bubble comes out.

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CinnamonRugby 5

Hes half right, he just ingested it through the wrong side

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CinnamonRugby 5

Hes half right, he just ingested it through the wrong side

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ManInTheMachine 19

What other side would he ingest it from? O.o

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yahoowizard 16

Either that or he tried the wrong brand. Experimentation, gogogo

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CinnamonRugby 5

Hes half right, he just ingested it through the wrong side

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pokefan813 16

I thought of that too but I don't know if that's jokeing material...

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Xythenol 6

Thanks mods. I don't know how I managed to grow a penis, but...okay. This works for me.

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HyperSquirrel 8

Ew! D= i'm sorry OP =/ at least he won't do it again?.. Hopefully?..

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may651 14

Make him clean it and buy you candles for the smell. Sorry OP hope the son feels better.

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Starv 6

He is 8 years old... Kids are kids... Too bad he didn't eat SOPA ;)

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may651 14

Kids can learn to clean after themselves. Unless mommy well grow up and do everything for him/her.

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MissNicky_fml 0

He is 8. He didnt know what he was doing. Dont punish him, hes sick!

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mdtdnb 7

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

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kimmi41509 10

He's only 8..of course he's going to be curious. Hopefully he learned his lesson from that.

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ManInTheMachine 19

BURY HIM! I COMMAND ALL THEE FMLERS TO BURY THIS VILE PUN!! But honestly, why? You're just asking to get attacked.

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pokefan813 16

Nope, shitty comment would be correct.

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