Intimacy: Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and...

By lolilovemyboyfriend - 19/10/2011 14:37 - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

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By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By bad sis sad sis - 24/09/2020 02:01

Today, I told my mom that I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex. My mom flew into a rage and slapped me several times, calling me a liar and made me apologize to my sister for saying something “so disgusting” about her. I wasn’t lying and she just smirked the whole time. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By tortilla - 28/11/2020 16:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML

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By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

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icic6772 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:29

That's one way to keep her quiet.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:50

Oh wow I didn't know you were dating Chris Brown

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capnhananah 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:31

Did she still tell?

Jaxx66 21

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:54

I sure hope she did.

upyourzlolz 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:31

Great. More evidence to hide.

fmlsaves 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:56

Lol now they have to bury her with the condom

Nnie 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:31

You mean your ex-boyfriend, right?

DeathBunny218 37

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:52

unfortunately not, just look at her username

MirsyP 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:31

Why would she touch your used condoms? o_o

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:44

Found not touched.

imcharp 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:32

Dump that jack ass. You'll be next.

wthmam 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:34

Ha he must of panicked

aliadnan708 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:34

If I was ur sister I'd press charges

maj28 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:53

I'm fairly certain 11 year olds can't press charges, that would be the parents.

hedgerow 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:10

doesn't the public prosecutor do that? That's how it works in my country in case of a crime

coltsrock37 15

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:35

Dump that bag of shit and make sure your sister is ok

bammeh 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:38

Lol this is hilarious. She shouldn't tattle

Fatalist_ 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:40

Thats a realy retarded reaction

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:07

That was a really retarded sentence.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 19 October 2011 20:49

That was a really retarded comment

NEEPLES 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 21:50

You realize that you've already commented on this before right?

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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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