By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
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omgjustno 7

Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

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FALLENSEBZERO 16

Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

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Strrrrrange 12

Wow horrible man! A fathers day present is something you earn! Everyone (unless they are sterile) can have a child, but it takes something to be a father! I hope that you have some people to talk to about this OP :) Good luck with this one.. He seem difficult

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I hope you cussed him out.

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jc10x 8

Tell him its in your pistol, and you'll gladly show it to him

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Cazz91 21

Tell him you gave it to another man that is, has and always will be a real father to you. See how he likes that for an answer instead.

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LissaMccracken 23

You should just laugh at what a dick he is, and not worry. It is FUNNY that he thinks he deserves anything but a kick between his legs. I hate when people bail on their kids... FYL

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pwnman 33

Wow, Op you should be laughing at his stupid behaviour. Buy him a book of bonding with your kids.

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FrankHotpants 31

Tell him you left it at all the piano recitals he missed.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Just tell him he isn't your father, he was just a sperm donor.

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woiz 11

father with benefit ...

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