By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
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omgjustno 7

Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

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FALLENSEBZERO 16

Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

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imtooshy 18

Tell him it's at the morgue and see if the deadbeat needs assistance getting there.

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worldclassrager 39

I think the reasoning on you two not talking gives the point that you didn't expect to hear from him...

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olpally 32

I'd be like, "just be glad I even answered the phone on Father's Day, you inconsiderate jackass for a father." And hang up. :)

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Wizardo 33

Tell him you're searching for it along with all the ***** you give and the ***** he gave whilst being out of touch with you...

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hardwoodfloors 8

Ask him where all your birthday presents are

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SynysterNero 20

That's when you go off on him. Make him realize what a piece of shit he is.

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TogeBara 12

Tell him to pull his head out his arse long enough to look at what a crap father he is, and maybe he'll get one. :3

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ThatHorse 15

Did you demand to know where he's been in the last several years?

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Medd_fml 13

Maybe that was his way of trying to open up a dialog? yeah, it was poorly executed, but maybe you two should try to patch things up.

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John_in_Oz 11

Just asking, has he been paying for your support for these estranged years?

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naya_bingi 11

You honestly think paying to support the child you made is being a father? You make them, you pay to provide for them. There's a lot more to being a parent than paying bills. I sincerely hope you are sterile.

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rapunzel3416 28

I'm the op the FML was reworded and resubmitted but I was a junior in high school (but he wasn't really a father before that) when he walked out. He was an alcoholic who spent all my mom's money. Due to the fact that my mom makes more money and that where I live is a no fault divorce state if she were to divorce him she would lose the house. I haven't talked to him in years and he called all my sisters and I complaining about his lack of Father's Day gifts. I just laughed and hung up. I celebrated Father's Day with my wonderful mom who actually raised me.

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