By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
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mhc91 10

Then be a nice person and buy her more

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Catkam623 27

For gods sake man not the cheesesticks. How could you think about your plans when such a tragedy has occurred.

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sdroze1389 31

proof that having children is always a bad decision

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SarMarJo 17

Please wrap it before you tap it, #11.

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sdroze1389 31

Lol don't worry, hate kids. I just never had a comment buried yet so I posted one I knew would. I was the first down vote lol

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kyuubi1 14

just lie down and cry with her because that's like the saddest moment when you run out of cheese sticks

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seprunner 12

That's when you slowly back out of the room, run away, and hope she didn't see you

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Godsofdracos 15

It's his pregnant wife... What type of monster are you?

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applebramble 22

Clearly you'd be the irresponsible type of husband/father and would be divorced not long after the baby is born unless you develop some sense in yourself #15

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honeymoonroyale 20

Think he was being sarcastic, guys... At least I hope so...

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seprunner 12

Yes, Thankyou! lol I'm not a monster, I promise!

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Ghost308 11

Not cheese sticks man!!!! Step 1. Lay down next to her Step 2. Grab her hand Step 3. Cry with her

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duuuh1 11

Poor thing, I was lucky not to have such serious mood swings but that can't be fun. Go buy her some cheese sticks, and probably chocolate.

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JMichael 25

Grab your bible and hold it close cuz it'll be like Satan is living your house.

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perdix 29

You're in Minnesota, man! That's next to Wisconsin where you can get the best cheese! Be a hero and make a cheese run. She might even let you name the kid Brie, Camembert, Limberger, or Jack.

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sdroze1389 31

limberger is a strong name, with an unusual name like that the kid is bound to be a pro athlete

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perdix 29

#28, if he can get through all of the attempted playground beatings, he'll either be a great fighter or a runner!

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sdroze1389 31

reminds me of a guy in the nfl, can't recall who he plays for at the moment but his first name is jaquizz.

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