By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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Cinn_fml 22

Ok, so was he an ex before this incident, or is he an ex because of this incident? Because that kinda makes a difference to the situation. If he was an ex before this, then just ignore it, and maybe let him know you're not just around for when he's horny. If he's your ex because of this, then maybe you over-reacted, but it does depend on how much of a 'jerk' and how much he'd 'threatened your relationship' as to whether or not he was just using you.

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boopityboppity 11

I was in the midst of formulating a witty and snarky reply, but you'd probably understand it about as well as a handful of dirt would, so I'll stoop down to your level this once: "no, u shut up!!!!!"

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Cinn_fml 22

Ooh, can I join in with the immature and unwitty comebacks? What you gonna do about it if I don't, eh, Ortega? :P

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DocBastard 38

Cinn, boop - don't even bother. This ******* is a self-admitted troll who doesn't give a shit (his words, not mine). He's also delusional enough to think that Jessica Alba is his wife. I think we should pity him rather than argue.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Horny can bring out fake apologies very easily from immature boys. No it is not enough! What a dink!

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

oh no honey it only got you enough points for me to kick you in the Balls =)

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alwa7sh 2

You should tell him you need to be prestige 14 before getting one of those.

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Bekll 31

What is it with guys obsessions of their penises?

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boopityboppity 11

Two things: First, you clearly haven't hung around the right people, if this is average behavior. Second, your profile picture is terribly irronic and a massive facepalm moment, 24.

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Doortje 29

Yeah boopity, I noticed that too, but that MUST be intentional, right? Right? :

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onepluszero 0

boopity, I get that her picture is ironic, we all think she is stupid for posting that opinion... but I am not sure what the reference is to latter part of your second-part comment "a massive facepalm moment" or, am I missing the point of the whole comment? care to elaborate?

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dwkiely 0

funny part is you prolly gave him one b4 this message

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perdix 29

He came to see you! Isn't that enough for a *******? No wonder he dumped your tight-ass, prude ass.

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